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Jack Tunney government
October 17, 2013
Former World Wrestling Federation President Jack Tunney has come back from the grave in order to restore normalcy and efficiency…
Jimmy Snuka cage muraco
October 17, 2013
Thirty years ago today, professional wrestler Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka inspired millions of young men worldwide to do exceptionally ill-advised things.…
John Cena kicks out at 2
October 16, 2013
Popular professional wrestler John Cena was overcome by the need to sneeze this morning when, true to form, he kicked…
TNA bound for glory
October 15, 2013
Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling is taking an honesty-in-advertising approach to promoting this weekend’s Bound for Glory event, dubbing it “The…
Shawn Michaels deer
October 14, 2013
A majestic buck deer, barely clinging to life in a pool of its own blood, decided that it is no…
Pimpin ain't easy
October 13, 2013
Former professional wrestler and escort service mogul The Godfather is in critical condition after the disastrous derailment of a Ho…
Eddie Guerrero
October 12, 2013
Popular professional wrestler Eddie Guerrero, widely believed to have passed away in 2005, re-emerged this week to reveal that he…
Who-is-el-torito
October 11, 2013
After persistent rumors that World Wrestling Entertainment will “repackage” Wade Barrett, it was revealed today that the British bare-knuckle brawler…
TNA ethan
October 10, 2013
Ethan, the ubiquitous newcomer to Total Non-Stop Action whose debut has been hyped for weeks, is scheduled to make his…
Hogan TNA
October 10, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, having recently become unemployed, has submitted his resume to independent wrestling promotion Chikara. Hogan has…