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While there is near-consensus among scientists that global temperatures have steadily risen over the past half-century, there is still fierce…
Professional wrestler and singer-songwriter Elias (surname unknown) was surprised today when, upon completing a shower and donning a plush blue…
Tonight’s episode of WWE Monday Night Raw is shaping up to be a doozy, particularly with the return of several…
Fans of sports-entertainment are abuzz today with anticipation over whether a gang of color-coordinated goons in blue t-shirts once again…
Seemingly unaware that it is a spoof of territory-based professional wrestling of the 1980s, media mogul Ted Turner has decided…
Professional wrestler and mayoral candidate Kane is said to be inconsolable after finding out that he is not, as he…
Professional wrestling commentator Michael Cole achieved another career milestone this week, expressing his utter shock and befuddlement at an “unprecedented”…
Todd Henderson, a self-described “wrestling superfan” from Tuscaloosa, regaled his friends for a full 40 minutes about a “sick, insane…
Just a day after the superstars of WWE Smackdown launched a sneak-attack on the rival wrestlers of Monday Night Raw,…
United States President Donald Trump continued to wage war on the news media today, tweeting that “all of journalism” is…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has always excelled at building anticipation for major events, and tonight’s in-ring return of Kurt Angle…
Fans of professional wrestling were stunned this past Monday when, for the 147th time in his seven-decade career, the demonic…
Wrestling fans worldwide were abuzz today with the announcement that legendary wrestler Kurt Angle would make his long-awaited in-ring return…
Donald J. Trump, WWE Hall of Fame inductee and (less importantly) President of the United States, insisted at a press…
Wrestling fans were shocked when the demonic necrophiliac Kane returned to the WWE ring this week, but they’ll be even…
In what promises to be must-see television, former Shield members Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins will come together…
After professional wrestler Roman Reigns “botched” a dropkick at a recent WWE event, ringside fan Pete McCrae mercilessly chanted “You…
After years of growing out his hair into a strangely androgynous bob, professional wrestler AJ Styles has finally attained the…
Todd Menderchuk, a 29-year-old former Arby’s night manager from Minneapolis, is becoming increasingly vehement when insisting to his fellow wrestling…
In an ill-fated attempt to stage another “invasion” of a WWE event, the professional wrestling faction known as the Bullet…
In a tragedy that is becoming all-too commonplace in our fractured nation, a man plummeted a steel cage to a…
The live audience of Monday Night Raw erupted when Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose — collectively known as…
While recovering in a Detroit hospital after yet another ill-fated plunge from a steel cage, Shane McMahon pondered this morning…
In preparation for his Hell in a Cell grudge match against rival Kevin Owens, sports-entertainment heir Shane McMahon — who…