Fans of professional wrestling were stunned this past Monday when, for the 147th time in his seven-decade career, the demonic Kane made a shocking return from underneath the ring.
As always, the ringside commentators described Kane’s return as “unprecedented,” with Michael Cole exclaiming “I can’t believe what I’m seeing for the 147th time!”
In our rankings, Kane’s most recent return ranks #97 in terms of most shocking. For those keeping track, here’s the list:
147. Kane shockingly returns on a May 2000 episode of Raw to help the Undertaker and The Rock fight the McMahon-Helmsley Faction
146. Kane shockingly returns in 2002 with a new half-mask, revealing more of the horrible burn scars he received in a childhood fire.
145. Kane shockingly returns from filming the See No Evil (winner of the Best Picture Oscar in 2005) to face Snitsky.
143. Kane shockingly returns in October 2005 to win 18-man battle royal prior to Taboo Tuesday (a.k.a. the Showcase of the Immortals).
142. Kane shockingly returns at SummerSlam 2006 to attack Umaga.
141. Kane shockingly returns at The Bash in 2009 to assist Dolph Ziggler in his match against the Great Khali, for reasons no living human can accurately recall.
140. Kane shockingly returns in 2011 with a new metallic mask that makes him look like he has a new gimmick as a welder.
139. Kane shockingly returns in 2013 to attack the Wyatt Family and the Miz at Hell in a Cell.
138. Kane returns at Night of Champions to resume his “demon” persona after several years as a corporate lackey.
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