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Vince McMahon
March 2, 2012
Despite owning the world’s most successful professional wrestling empire for more than three decades, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon still insists…
Mae Young Hand
March 1, 2012
Proving the old adage that “kids grow up so fast,” Mae Young’s baby hand just celebrated its 13th birthday. It…
Limp Bizkit
February 29, 2012
In an unprecedented piece of showbiz negotiation, World Wrestling Entertainment has struck a deal with rap-metal band Limp Bizkit to…
Ring of Bonor
February 28, 2012
An unfortunate typo resulted in a mob of unsavory people showing up at a Toronto arena for what was advertised…
February 27, 2012
Dolph Ziggler was beaming with pride yesterday when, after months of puppy training, he finally got his dog, a scrappy…
February 27, 2012
Kayfabe News has learned that legendary hardcore wrestler Mick Foley recently signed a deal with publisher Knopf Doubleday to release…
Paul Heyman
February 25, 2012
Wrestling promoter and personality Paul Heyman had a self-described “epiphany moment” yesterday when he realized that his ever-present baseball cap…
rick rude wwe dead
February 24, 2012
Sources in heaven tell Kayfabe News that “Ravishing” Rick Rude frequently insists that male angels, souls and other ethereal beings…
Madonna Kaballah
February 23, 2012
Fans of legendary pop queen Madonna were shocked yesterday to learn that she is not, as previously believed, a follower…
Lanny Poffo
February 22, 2012
The subject of ongoing scholarly debate and study, Lanny Poffo’s poetic oeuvre remains as intriguing and polarizing as it was…