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John Cena fans
October 9, 2013
Twelve-year-old Brandon Jenkins, a longtime fan of wrestler John Cena, abruptly changed allegiances this week after hitting puberty. “Wait a…
Wyatt crab walk
October 8, 2013
After months of increasingly strange behavior — escalating in a terrifying crab-like crawl — professional wrestler Bray Wyatt has successfully…
WWE fans dumb
October 7, 2013
Irate fans of World Wrestling Entertainment have besieged cable companies demanding refunds after it was revealed last night that professional…
Khali cesaro swing gif
October 7, 2013
Although he was already the tallest competitor in World Wrestling Entertainment, The Great Khali measured a full four inches taller…
wwe championship ebay
October 7, 2013
Since a professional wrestling match seems to be an insufficient way to determine its rightful ownership, the WWE Championship is…
Night of Champions battleground
October 6, 2013
Battleground, this weekend’s World Wrestling Entertainment pay-per-view, has been given a last-minute name change in order to better reflect its…
Dusty Rhodes battleground
October 6, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler Dusty Rhodes says he is ready is ready to get back into the ring at tonight’s Battleground…
Vince WWE battleground
October 6, 2013
Professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon, having decided that tonight’s Battleground pay-per-view is not really worth the 50 bucks his company…
Rob van dam DVR
October 5, 2013
Professional wrestler Rob Van Dam was tremendously frustrated yesterday upon discovering that he couldn’t watch the series finale of Breaking…
wrestling fans
October 4, 2013
The bed of professional wrestling journalist Scott Jenkins, who contributes articles of dubious accuracy to several wrestling news sites, also…