Disgruntled CM Punk walks out of WWE

CM Punk expected to return at Survivor Series by hatching from large mysterious egg

Mickey Rourke confirmed for The Wrestler 2, in which Randy The Ram starts a podcast with Conrad Thompson

Wrestler once nicknamed “Dashing” now has a winged stars-and-stripes demon skull or something tattooed on his neck forever

Vince McMahon just watched Gangnam Style for the first time and WWE writers are reportedly “terrified”

Mysterious “higher power” lurking at TNA events rumored to be Dixie Carter

Cena changes slogan to more realistic “Sometimes Give Up”

Extraordinary elephant paints great moments in wrestling history

Did you know? Vince McMahon spells his middle name “Kennadeigh” with a heart over the i

WWE upgrading from squared circle to cubed circle

Hogan says Thunder in Paradise reboot will be “bigger than the Beatles”

Flair: “Mark my words, I will be AEW world champ by December”

John Cena reportedly “furious” every time Make-A-Wish kids request different celebrity

Wrestling legend who barely spoke for 30 years now never shuts his big yap

WWE announces it is “re-branding back to WWF, effective immediately”

Voiceless seek different voice

CM Punk and Jack Perry to star in reboot of Total Divas

Former WCW upstart Damon Striker signs with AEW

Reboot of “The Office” to star WWE wrestler The Miz as Michael Scott

Oscar buzz already swirling about new wrestling documentary we are making

Controversial PWI 500 ranks Roman Reigns #472

Secret owner of TKO Group revealed to be billionaire Ted Turner

Hulk Hogan accidentally tells truth

Petulant manchildren squabble at workplace, wrestling fans go nuts

CM Punk spotted working as sandwich artist at Chicago-area Subway

Hogan switches to metric for python girth

Consummate “heel” Chris Jericho antagonizes England crowd with torturous “singing”