Cena verbally berates sick children for Break-A-Wish Foundation
Professional wrestler and Hollywood thespian John Cena, once lauded for his tireless work granting wishes to ailing children, is now touring the world to bully the same children for the Break-A-Wish Foundation.
Cena visited a local medical facility in Tallahassee yesterday where he mocked and ridiculed nine-year-old Timmy McCutcheon, who is stricken with various ailments of the solarplexus, breadbasket and kisser.
“I spent my career being nice to you kids — no more!” hollered a red-faced Cena, veins bulging in his forehead and bald spot. “From now on, the only wishes I’m making come true are my own!”
After leaving the hospital, Cena visited a nearby playground, where he stole one kid’s lunch money and then bullied another child into eating a bug.
Cena’s grumpy new attitude has somewhat ironically sparked huge sales of his new merch bearing the slogan “Sometimes Give Up.”
