Table broken in wrestling match now rehabbing at DDP’s house
After suffering a career-threatening breakage at a World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) event, a wooden table has dedicated itself to clean living and daily yoga while living with Diamond Dallas Page.
The 72-inch table, which was shattered in three places by the body of Kevin Owens at a WWE live event last month in Tallahassee, was deeply depressed and addicted to Pledge when Page reached out with an offer of help.
Living in Page’s “Accountability Crib,” the table has been working on re-strengthening its legs, which were badly bent in the incident, and overcoming its fear of going back to ringside.
The table was shocked and overjoyed when, during a recent yoga session, he was visited by WWE champ Cody Rhodes (watch the video!), who informed the table that it would be inducted this spring into the WWE Hall of Fame.