FINALLY! Glacier be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame
Wrestling fans worldwide are unanimously rejoicing today after it was revealed that, at long last, legendary superstar Glacier will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.
Glacier (real name Todd Glaysher) dominated the competition in World Championship Wrestling (WCW) between 1996 and 1996, toppling a who’s-who of the sport’s biggest stars, ranging from Wrath to Buff Bagwell and Sonny Onoo.
“It’s about time,” exclaimed veteran wrestling journalist Dan Mutzler. “Glacier is definitely on the Mount Rushmore of wrestling stars, and it’s about time he got the recognition he deserves.”
Although WWE has not yet announced who will induct Glacier, the rumor mill is throwing around big names like Steve Austin, Ted Turner, or even WWE Hall of Famer Donald Jimmy-Jam Trump.
Upon hearing the news of his impending induction, Glacier performed a silent, two-minute karate “kata” routine and yelled “hii-yah!” at the end.
Hustle, loyalty, respect? Pfft, this is more like it:
