Linda McMahon emerges from catatonic state to kick Department of Education in the grapefruits
Linda McMahon, the former WWE matriarch appointed by WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump to dismantle education in the United States, emerged today from a catatonic stupor to deliver swift kick to the department’s grapefruits.
The long-suffering wife of WWE mogul Vince McMahon, Linda is well known for her ability to kick groins upon rising from a wheelchair amid catatonic breaks from reality.
The US Department of Education doubled-over in pain, and the widespread enstupidification of America’s youth was enabled to continue unchecked.
As American education continues its downward spiral, the popularity of professional wrestling has experienced a precisely corresponding upswing.
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