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Hogan x-pac
January 8, 2025
The professional wrestling lexicon has officially evolved this week, as the term “X-Pac Heat” — long used to describe crowd…
Hogan booed
January 7, 2025
Retired professional wrestler Hulk Hogan returned to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) this week, only to realize that he had taken…
Hogan booed
January 7, 2025
When professional wrestler Hulk Hogan launched into his usual opening lines on Monday Night Raw, wrestling fans quickly interrupted with…
Trudeau wwe
January 6, 2025
Justin Trudeau, the Canadian Prime Minister who stepped down this week after achieving nationwide “X-Pac heat,” is reportedly hoping to…
December 30, 2024
Exiled sports-entertainment tycoon Vince McMahon was eager to watch World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) debut on Netflix, but he forgot his…
The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Kid
December 15, 2024
A undersized rookie professional wrestler has been scoring count-out victories against much larger and experienced opponents, earning him the monicker…
LA Knight transformation
December 8, 2024
Professional sports-entertain Lorenzo Albert “LA” Knight is barely recognizable in photos from 10 years ago that reveal a stunning flabby-to-flexy…
November 16, 2024
Fans of professional boxing and wrestling alike are abuzz today after the announcement that WWE Hall of Famers Mike Tyson…
November 2, 2024
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is earning praise in the international community today after the company announced it had significantly reduced…
Undertaker mypillow
October 30, 2024
Legendary professional sports-entertainer The Undertaker is translating his fame from the squared circle into a new career as a pitchman…
Goldberg Bret Hart
September 24, 2024
Former professional wrestler Bill Goldberg says in-ring career was cut tragically short when his foot was “irreparably damaged” by an…
Batista thin
September 8, 2024
Former professional sports-entertainer and seven-time Oscar-winning actor Dave “Batista” Bautista spent most of his adult life ashamed to take off…
Vince Mcmahon documentary
September 6, 2024
In anticipation of what is expected be an unflattering portrayal of himself in the upcoming Netflix documentary Mr. McMahon, infamous…
WWE creative
September 5, 2024
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this morning that, in a cost-cutting measure, its entire writing staff has been replaced by…
Fake diesel ramón
August 21, 2024
Wrestling fans everywhere are abuzz today after it was revealed that Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel will be among…
Hogan endorses biden
July 19, 2024
Legendary sports-entertainer and former role model Hulk Hogan drew big cheers when he endorsed WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump…
Trump blood
July 14, 2024
WWE Hall of Famer and presidential candidate Donald Trump “juiced the hard way,” to use wrestling lingo, when he “got…
Great Khali Jr
July 12, 2024
Fans of professional sports-entertainment will remember how the seven-foot Great Khali towered over his opponents, but he looks like a…
July 5, 2024
Professional wrestler and fashion influencer Seth Freakin’ Rollins has launched a GoFundMe crowdfunding campaign and asked fans to chip in…
Big Donnie
June 24, 2024
The highest achievement in professional wrestling is to hold the World Heavyweight Championship — an honour currently held by 837…
President Jack Tunney
June 13, 2024
Unwilling to vote for either a senile old man or a crazy old man, a growing swath of the American…
Undertaker The View
June 8, 2024
After decades of terrifying opponents and electrifying audiences as “The Undertaker,” a phantasmagorical character in wacky world of WWE wrestling,…
Undertaker returns
June 3, 2024
Legendary undead professional wrestler  The Undertaker announced today that he has “a lot of gas left in the tank” and…
chess master wrestling
May 19, 2024
Kabuki Tensai, a devious chess player billed from “The Orient,” recently defeated prodigious grandmaster Robby Phischer by spewing a noxious…