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Fans of American football are gearing up for their annual half-baked rip-off of WrestleMania, blissfully unaware that football is a…
World Wrestling Entertainment may soon be unable to afford top luchadores like Penta and Rey Mysterio after Mexico announced it…
Hoping to finally eschew the “Perc Angle” nickname that has dogged him since overcoming his struggles with substance addition, WWE…
John Cena, the legendary professional wrestler and thespian who inspired his fans to “never give up,” is giving up wrestling.…
A study published today by the Harvard Sociological Review concludes that, amid geopolitical chaos and the rise of so-called alternative…
Patriotic professional wrestler Mr. America announced this week that he is coming out of retirement as spokesperson for Real American…
Gossip is swirling backstage at World Wrestling Announcement (WWE) over the possibility of a WrestleMania “dream match” between multi-time Brock…
The professional wrestling lexicon has officially evolved this week, as the term “X-Pac Heat” — long used to describe crowd…
Retired professional wrestler Hulk Hogan returned to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) this week, only to realize that he had taken…
When professional wrestler Hulk Hogan launched into his usual opening lines on Monday Night Raw, wrestling fans quickly interrupted with…
Justin Trudeau, the Canadian Prime Minister who stepped down this week after achieving nationwide “X-Pac heat,” is reportedly hoping to…
Exiled sports-entertainment tycoon Vince McMahon was eager to watch World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) debut on Netflix, but he forgot his…
A undersized rookie professional wrestler has been scoring count-out victories against much larger and experienced opponents, earning him the monicker…
Professional sports-entertain Lorenzo Albert “LA” Knight is barely recognizable in photos from 10 years ago that reveal a stunning flabby-to-flexy…
Fans of professional boxing and wrestling alike are abuzz today after the announcement that WWE Hall of Famers Mike Tyson…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is earning praise in the international community today after the company announced it had significantly reduced…
Legendary professional sports-entertainer The Undertaker is translating his fame from the squared circle into a new career as a pitchman…
Former professional wrestler Bill Goldberg says in-ring career was cut tragically short when his foot was “irreparably damaged” by an…
Former professional sports-entertainer and seven-time Oscar-winning actor Dave “Batista” Bautista spent most of his adult life ashamed to take off…
In anticipation of what is expected be an unflattering portrayal of himself in the upcoming Netflix documentary Mr. McMahon, infamous…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this morning that, in a cost-cutting measure, its entire writing staff has been replaced by…
Wrestling fans everywhere are abuzz today after it was revealed that Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel will be among…
Legendary sports-entertainer and former role model Hulk Hogan drew big cheers when he endorsed WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump…
WWE Hall of Famer and presidential candidate Donald Trump “juiced the hard way,” to use wrestling lingo, when he “got…