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Iron Sheik
February 3, 2012
An embarrassed Iron Sheik admitted yesterday that his many hateful diatribes over the years should have been directed at Jumpin’…
February 3, 2012
The producers of NXT Redemption, a spin-off program in which rookie wrestlers vie for a spot on the WWE roster,…
February 2, 2012
The Penultimate Warrior, known for his sloppily applied face paint and unexceptional physique, has declared he is “tired of being…
Twilight Fans
February 1, 2012
People who watch professional wrestling are “totally dumb” because it is “so fake,” insists 22-year-old Trisha Brubacher, a devoted fan…
Stinkfinger
January 31, 2012
During a routine medical exam last week, former WWE superstar Rikishi debuted a new move called The Stinkfinger. Rikishi gained…
Paul Roma
January 31, 2012
Paul Roma complained to his local post office yesterday when he failed to receive his invitation to the WWE Hall…
Foley is God
January 30, 2012
Religious leaders and the faithful worldwide are reeling after a respected theologian not only proved the existence of God, but…
January 30, 2012
Sources within WWE report that Vince McMahon is “deeply concerned” about a negative review of last night’s Extreme Rules pay-per-view…
Wrestling fan
January 29, 2012
Kevin Murphy, a self-described “WWE superfan,” has been repeatedly counting backwards from 10 all week in anticipation of this weekend’s…
Royal rumble
January 29, 2012
The most exciting aspect of Royal Rumble pay-per-view is that any member of the WWE roster could win the battle…