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Ryberg
June 14, 2012
Perennial wrestling jobber Duane Gill announced today that he is coming out of retirement to spoof the undefeated powerhouse Ryback…
WWE sign
June 13, 2012
Despite being a fully grown man with a career and family, 33-year-old Dylan Murphy spent an entire day last weekend…
Vince McMahon raw
June 12, 2012
A prominent neurological surgeon announced yesterday that Vince McMahon’s trademark swagger — long presumed to be a sign of arrogance…
Michael Cole
June 11, 2012
Wrestling commentator Michael Cole achieved a broadcasting milestone this past Monday when he uttered, for the 1,000th time, the longest-running…
Trampoline
June 11, 2012
The trampoline once used by Sin Cara to make spectacular ring entrances is now being used by Texan wrestling veteran…
Rent-a-centre hogan
June 10, 2012
Though it was once deemed the most powerful force in the universe, Hulkamania finally fizzled out of existence today with…
Wrestling fan
June 9, 2012
Terry McMullen, an obese unemployed man who lives in his parents’ Cleveland basement, failed to see the absurdity in his…
The Rock
June 8, 2012
Professional wrestler and movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson went to the dentist yesterday for his monthly teeth-whitening and smile-widening.…
Vince McMahon chin
June 7, 2012
According to a report published yesterday in Forbes Magazine, the dimple on WWE Chairman Vince McMahon’s chin is wealthier than…
Great Khali
June 6, 2012
The wrestling community is reeling amid revelations that The Great Khali, long believed to be a towering behemoth, is actually…