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Nickelback Outasight
July 23, 2012
Professional wrestling fans worldwide rejoiced tonight as they were, after many years of auditory torture, freed from their forced exposure…
1000th Raw
July 23, 2012
Tonight’s airing of the 1,000th episode of Monday Night Raw is a harbinger of the impending apocalypse, according to scholars…
jimmy hart wwe
July 22, 2012
Bargain hunters in Tampa were reportedly disappointed Saturday when a much-anticipated yard sale at the home of wrestling manager Jimmy…
Max Moon WWE Raw
July 21, 2012
Professional wrestler and intergalactic space warrior Maximilian Moon — or Max Moon to his friends and starship colleagues — is…
Lanny Poffo
July 20, 2012
Professional wrestler Limpin’ Lanny Poffo silently composed a clever, albeit rather depressing, limerick about his upcoming hip replacement while sitting…
July 18, 2012
In an effort to appease advertisers and sponsors with a more family-friendly product, World Wrestling Entertainment recently rebranded the Hell…
NXT mcmahon
July 16, 2012
Professional wrestling mogul Vince McMahon was reportedly shocked yesterday to discover that NXT, one of the lower-tier franchises in his…
Christian WWE
July 14, 2012
After many years of dedicated service to his profession, wrestler Christian has ascended in rank to Colonel Charisma. “In recognition…
Pay-per-view review
July 11, 2012
A new survey released today indicates that approximately 62 per cent of professional wrestling fans mistakenly believe monthly events are…
WWE USB
July 10, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the heavy, cumbersome Money in the Bank briefcase will be phased out in…