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Daniel Bryan
January 7, 2013
A local goat is reportedly reaching the end of its patience after being repeatedly called a “Bryanface.” The goat’s owner,…
flair elbows jacket
January 7, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler Ric Flair will reportedly return to in-ring action this April to square off against a longtime rival,…
Antonio Cesaro Finisher
January 5, 2013
In an unprecedented feat of strength, Swiss professional wrestler Antonio Cesaro delivered his signature finisher, The Neutralizer, to a full-sized…
kurt angle
January 4, 2013
Former Olympian and professional wrestler Kurt Angle has announced that he plans to compete in the 2044 Olympic Summer Games…
CM Punk ink
January 3, 2013
After spending years getting an assortment of symbols inked into every available patch of his skin, champion wrestler CM Punk…
Jake the Snake
January 2, 2013
Professional wrestling legend Jake “The Snake” Roberts invoked his inner demons yesterday to place a bloodcurdling, barely audible order for…
AJ Lee nude
January 1, 2013
Professional wrestler and psychotic nymphomaniac AJ Lee made a New Year’s resolution to be more sexually promiscuous and maniacal during…
howard finkel
December 31, 2012
Longtime professional wrestling ring announcer Howard Finkel bid farewell to 2012 and welcomed 2013 by wishing everyone around the world…
Cena you can't wrestle
December 31, 2012
WWE superstar John Cena is undeterred by the taunts of fans around the world because he mistakenly believes they are…
Triple H Chaperone
December 30, 2012
Professional wrestler and behind-the-scenes WWE executive Hunter Hearst Helmsley has threatened to film a sequel to The Chaperone if he…