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Professional wrestling manager Paul Heyman announced today, again and again, that his client, Brock Lesnar, has conquered the Undertaker’s long-undefeated…
The elusive CM Punk’s long-awaited return to professional wrestling after a months-long absence is “imminent,” according to a person unfamiliar…
Citing the immoral sexual connotations of oiled-up, half-naked musclemen play-fighting, the Pope issued a statement from the Vatican today denouncing…
A recent poll of leading scientists shows near-universal consensus that Evolution — a recently reunited faction of dastardly professional wrestlers…
Although most fans of professional wrestling agree that the Undertaker suffered decisive, albeit surprising, loss to Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania…
Professional wrestling promoter and former billionaire Vince McMahon has declared bankruptcy after betting his entire vast fortune on the Undertaker…
Wrestling fans who attended the recent Heroes of the Squared Circle Convention in Tallahassee this past weekend reported that the…
A lone wrestling fan who tried and failed to incite fellow spectators to chant “CM Punk” and “We Want Punk”…
Despite using the world’s most sophisticated radiotelescopes to scan the farthest reaches of space and time, a team of astronomers…
In what should have been another highlight in a momentous week for Daniel Bryan, the popular professional wrestler suffered an…