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August 4, 2020
What an episode of Monday Night Raw this week! Did you see the box that got tipped over?! Did you…
shoot interview
August 4, 2020
This is literally the most batshit-crazy interview with a mentally unstable WWE Hall of Famer ever recorded. Prove us wrong.…
raw underground
August 4, 2020
Shane McMahon was suffering from chronic insomnia until he and a mysterious new friend named Tyler launched a gritty underground…
wrestlemania 3 crowd
August 3, 2020
Detroit’s Pontiac Silverdome was packed to the rafters for the historic third instalment of WrestleMania in 1987, but the actual…
inspirational wrestler
August 1, 2020
Kayfabe News was delighted, honored, and humbled that professional wrestler Gregory Iron recently overcame immense challenges to speak with Kayfabe…
pro wrestler
July 31, 2020
In a tale that has become all-too-familiar, a former WWE champion whose heyday in the spotlight has passed is now…
lesnar sable
July 29, 2020
Professional sports-entertainer Brockley “Brock” Lesnar made a rare public appearance this week at a county fair in rural Saskatchewan to…
summerslam boat
July 28, 2020
Sports-entertainment guru Vincenzo “Vince” McMahon vowed today that “the show must go on” amid a global pandemic, even if that…
WWE video
July 26, 2020
A WWE spokesperson — who appears to be working unburdened by WWE’s usual gauntlet of editors and censors — provided…
wwe real
July 24, 2020
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is in hot water once again after allegations began trending online regarding the Swamp Fight at…
Eye mysterio closeup
July 22, 2020
In what is being hailed as a medical miracle, surgeons at a local medical facility performed the first-ever tranverse gonadoculomy,…
rollins wwe
July 21, 2020
The deranged and self-described Monday Night Messiah, Seth Rollins, has been popping eyeballs and breaking bones lately in an escalating…
mysterio eye real
July 19, 2020
WWE Superstar Rey Mysterio may never sports-entertain again after losing his eyesight in a gruesome spectacle to satiate the bloodlust…
Mick foley ear
July 19, 2020
Legendary professional wrestler and hardcore legend Mikhail “Mick” Foley says he cannot bring himself to watch tonight’s WWE Horror Show…
eye for eye wwe
July 19, 2020
Seth Rollins and Rey Mysterio may have trouble extracting one another’s eyeballs at WWE Extreme Elimination Horror Rumble due to…
deathmatch wrestling
July 16, 2020
Continuing its transition from the so-called “PG Era” to an edgier, adult-themed television product, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today…
federline wwe
July 16, 2020
STAMFORD, CT — Several forthcoming inductees into the WWE Hall of Fame — including former pop megastar Kevin Federline —…
WWE ninjas
July 14, 2020
The art of Ninjutsu is an ancient martial art of stealth warfare known for its nearly invisible practitioners, but it…
florida covid
July 13, 2020
A medical mystery is afoot in Florida, as healthcare experts struggle to determine why — despite the “essential service” provided…
little jimmy
July 12, 2020
A new conspiracy theory gaining momentum on 4Chan and Wreddit argues that Lil Jimmy, the long-absent companion of WWE superstar…
godfather wwe
July 12, 2020
Legendary sports entertainer and jovial pimp The Godfather said he is “ready to get the Ho Train choo-chooing in WWE”…
Rollins Mysterio
July 11, 2020
As World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) continues to sports-entertain a weekly television of millions lots amid the global pandemic, new health…
Dark side of the ring
July 10, 2020
Scandal. Intrigue. Scandalous intrigue. HLA. Believe it or not, but the professional wrestling industry — long believed to be a…
rey owens
July 7, 2020
Was last night’s episode of WWE Monday Night Raw — the longest running episodic something something in television history —…