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Kane Fabreze
October 26, 2012
Although he has sadistically dominated countless opponents throughout his WWE tenure, professional wrestler Kane has finally met his match in…
Paul Heyman Hair
October 26, 2012
The undersized oily nub of hair that dangles like a limp sardine over the back of Paul Heyman’s neck has…
Ann Coulter cunt
October 25, 2012
Mentally challenged professional wrestler Eugene has challenged conservative political commentator Anne Coulter to a wrestling match following her use of…
AJ Lee skipping
October 24, 2012
Chief operating officers of many Fortune 500 companies are adopting AJ Lee’s unorthodox-but-effective technique of skipping jauntily to meetings. Richard…
Wrestling homophobic
October 23, 2012
Fans at a recent independent wrestling event in New Jersey were reportedly shocked by how blatantly homophobic — and, at…
Paul Bearer WWE
October 22, 2012
Longtime professional wrestling manager Paul Bearer has spent months sitting by the phone in his mortuary, optimistically anticipating his next…
CM Punk tattoos
October 21, 2012
Professional wrestling champion CM Punk is reportedly considering legal action against the Pepsi Cola Corporation over the lack of compensation…
undertaker home
October 19, 2012
Like many people stuck in the rat race of the workaday world, the Undertaker deeply values his time off, and…
WWE merch
October 17, 2012
Wrestling fans worldwide were shocked yesterday when WWE’s merchandising division released a t-shirt that isn’t hideously ugly. The shirt, which…
WWE divas nude
October 16, 2012
Gavin Jennings, a 36-year-old wrestling fan with a penchant for sexual self-pleasuring, says he is finding it increasingly difficult to…