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The Undertaker is enjoying his 235th consecutive day of vacation, but is dreading his eventual return to work.

Like many people stuck in the rat race of the workaday world, the Undertaker deeply values his time off, and always dreads that one day each year when he has to go back to work.

“Oh man, I can’t believe I only have 178 days off until I have to go back to the grind,” said the Phenom, referring to his inevitable annual match at WrestleMania.

The Undertaker says he’s scrambling to get his errands done — laundry, groceries and the like — during his “precious little time” between work responsibilities.

“I worked last April, and then bam, gotta work again this coming April — no rest for the wicked,” he lamented.

“I guess I’m just a working stiff.”