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The Rock fans
February 4, 2013
An elderly liquor store clerk who was shot point-blank in the skull during a robbery Saturday has awoken from a…
super bowl wrestlemania
February 3, 2013
Fans of professional football are excitedly preparing for the biggest event of their year — the dull, bastardized knockoff of WrestleMania.…
The Rock Superbowl Commercial
February 3, 2013
In what has being billed as the “Battle of Breakfast,” the scheduled main event at WrestleMania will pit cereal spokesman…
UFC illegal moves
February 2, 2013
The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) announced today that chairshots — a crowd-pleasing offensive maneuver in professional wrestling — will soon…
Shot in Eye Rock Punk
February 1, 2013
Thomas Dotterer, the New York man who was shot in his right eye during a liquor store robbery, has shot…
tna wrestling hogan
January 31, 2013
For the 37th consecutive week, TNA’s Impact Wrestling demonstrated that, quite contrary to the phrase coined by another TV show,…
WWE Universe
January 30, 2013
An international summit of astrophysicists convened in Geneva yesterday to debate the possibility that intelligent life exists in the WWE…
The Rock Wrestlemania
January 29, 2013
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has withdrawn from a scheduled match at WWE’s flagship pay-per-view, WrestleMania,…
twice in a lifetime
January 28, 2013
The forward-thinking matchmakers at World Wrestling Entertainment recently drafted a five-year plan that includes a re-re-match between The Rock and…
drew carey wwe
January 27, 2013
Comedian and game show host Drew Carey is confused as to why he never received his formal invitation to participate…