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royal-rumble-countdown
January 27, 2013
The 10-second countdown clock that heralds the entrance of each new competitor in the Royal Rumble match is a godsend…
Royal Rumble photos
January 27, 2013
The most exciting aspect of Royal Rumble match is that any of the 30 participants could win the over-the-top-rope elimination…
sin-cara botch
January 26, 2013
Masked wrestler Sin Cara, whose high-flying arsenal has been grounded due to a knee injury, is expected to return to…
The Rock Cm Punk
January 26, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the namesake of the Royal Rumble pay-per-view — a 30-man over-the-top-rope elimination match…
Royal Rumble predictions
January 25, 2013
Executives from World Wrestling Entertainment’s advertising department recently made the remarkable discovery of a trendy, upscale restaurant where attractive men…
who-will-win-royal-rumble
January 24, 2013
The current booking plan for this Sunday’s WWE pay-per-view is for Heath Slater to earn a WrestleMania title shot by…
Montreal Screwjob
January 23, 2013
Professional wrestling referee Dave Hebner made a shocking confession this week, admitting it was he — not his twin brother…
Daniel Bryan Yes Chant
January 22, 2013
Prolonged exposure to World Wrestling Entertainment programming has been linked to diminished language skills, according to a recent survey that…
steel cage battle royal
January 21, 2013
WWE matchmakers have conceded that, although it seemed like a good idea at the time, a battle royal inside a…
racist wrestling fan
January 20, 2013
Local redneck Travis McCreary was crippled by indecision last night trying to figure out which wrestlers to boo in a…