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CancelWWENetwork
January 26, 2015
In response to the social media backlash against World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) following the company’s Survivor Series event, WWE Chairman…
cm-punk-royal-rumble
January 25, 2015
Of course not. CM Punk doesn’t work for WWE anymore. His abrupt departure from WWE was acrimonious, and he was officially…
royal rumble entry order
January 25, 2015
A renowned Harvard statistician has published a damning report that offers “definitive proof” that entrants into WWE’s Royal Rumble match arrive in…
lesnar wwe
January 24, 2015
Hoping to inject some new spark into his character — which has been stagnating ever since he won the WWE…
Bella and Daniel
January 23, 2015
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has confirmed that the husband of popular Diva and reality-TV star Brie Bella will try his…
triple-h-breaks-character
January 22, 2015
After revealing his softer, friendlier side this week, WWE executive Hunter Hearst Helmsley (or “Triple H”) sought to re-establish his nefarious…
Sting WWE
January 20, 2015
Sources within World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) reveal that legendary professional wrestler Sting has resigned from the company, citing “burnout” from…
Barret bad news
January 19, 2015
Professional wrestler Wade Barrett, known worldwide as a perpetual bearer of bad news, found himself struggling today to tell his…
Sandow savior
January 18, 2015
A recent study of global IQ scores reveals that the vast majority of people on Earth — the “masses,” as…
Obama-education
January 17, 2015
The United States school system is under scrutiny again after a recent study by the United Nations Council on Education  concluded that…