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Steiner TMZ
April 10, 2015
Celebrity gossip website TMZ reported today that grotesquely muscular professional wrestler Scott Steiner, while making disparaging remarks about Hulk Hogan,…
Wrestling fans
April 9, 2015
Eli Johnson, a 29-year-old wrestling fan from Dallas, seems to mistakenly believe that fellow attendees of a pro wrestling convention…
suplex city
April 8, 2015
Hoping to capitalize on the viral success of Brock Lesnar’s now iconic utterance “Suplex City, bitch,” WWE mid-carder Adam Rose…
neville gravity
April 7, 2015
Physicists from around the world gathered for an emergency meeting at CERN this week after gravity — previously believed to…
April 6, 2015
One week removed from the most exciting and talked-about Raw of the year, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is gearing up…
Lesnar suspended
April 6, 2015
Suspended indefinitely from WWE action after his heinous rampage last Monday, former WWE champion Brock Lesnar now has more free…
LHC parallel universe
April 5, 2015
The world’s biggest particle accelerator is back in action after a two-year upgrade, and physicists believe the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)…
AJ lee quits
April 4, 2015
Almost immediately after announcing her retirement from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), AJ Lee announced on Twitter today that she has…
Lesnar suplex
April 4, 2015
Former WWE Champion Brock Lesnar insists he was misquoted as saying “Suplex City, bitch” during his recent WrestleMania match against…
Wrestling gay
April 3, 2015
Steve McCutcheon, a 47-year-old wrestling fan and admitted “fag-hater” from rural Kentucky, was mortified to realize last night that his…