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The United States of America was saved from near-catastrophe today after “Stone Cold” Steve Austin heroically hit Republican candidate Donald…
Professional wrestling advocate and early cellphone adopter Paul Heyman held an audience of 17,000 fans in rapt attention as he…
Professional wrestling tag team The Usos have fallen into disgrace after being stripped of their Grammy Award for reportedly lip-syncing…
In the interest of efficiency, part-time WWE Superstar Brock Lesnar simultaneously suplexed the company’s entire roster at a live event…
Blogger and self-proclaimed “wrestling pundit” Chad McCormick is beside himself with excitement about the upcoming WWE debut of Japanese sensation,…
Francesca 2, the trombone who got “called up” to the main WWE roster after the original Francesca got sidelined with…
WWE Divas Champion Charlotte scored yet another ill-gotten victory last night after her opponent, Paige, was sneak-attacked by Charlotte’s ever-present grandmother. The…
After a brief and controversial title reign, professional wrestler and corporate tyrant Hunter Hearst Helmsley has forfeited his WWE World…
WWE superstar Jey Uso is “a hugely underrated talent who deserves a main-event push,” insists discerning wrestling fan Terrence McClusker, who…
Dixie Kennedy Carter, the billionaire impresario behind sports-entertainment juggernaut Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling, cackled today that her ingenious “invasion” of…