A pair of emotionally stunted manchildren are facing disciplinary actions after they failed to behave like grown-ups at their workplace, All Elite Wrestling (AEW) — and wrestling journalists worldwide are having a field day!

The two ostensible “men,” Charles Montgomery “CM” Punk and Jack Perry of 90210 fame, reportedly carried themselves with the comportment and class of pre-pubescent peabrains tussling over a Pokemon card. 

The idiotic skirmish between the two manbabies has been discussed on 2,392 podcasts so far. 

Although AEW has relatively lax workplace policies, employees are “expected to behave as if they’ve at least completed the seventh grade,” according to a company press release. 

Sources reveal there was “shoving” involved in the altercation, as well as slapping, noogies, crying, tattle-taling, and repeated shouts of “I know you are but what am I?”