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Domino and Gallows
January 23, 2012
A disastrous wrestling tour of Nigeria marred by bomb threats, armed captivity and financial strife was “a frigging cakewalk” compared…
January 22, 2012
After witnessing Mae Young perform a striptease for Hornswoggle in a WWE locker room, Ron Simmons — who was recently…
Santino Marella
January 21, 2012
WWE Superstar Santino Marella announced yesterday that he has accepted an invitation to play the imaginary trombone with the prestigious…
Funkasaurus
January 20, 2012
A team of Harvard paleontologists on a dig in the Nevada badlands has unearthed the skeleton of a rare Funkasaurus…
CM Punk
January 20, 2012
Following a seven-hour interrogation by security guards at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, CM Punk admitted he “probably shouldn’t have mentioned pipe…
No Holds Barred
January 19, 2012
TNA Wrestling announced yesterday its plans to launch a film production company, with its inaugural release, No Holds Barred 2,…
January 19, 2012
While filing some paperwork at the small mortuary he operates in rural Alabama, former WWE manager Paul Bearer suddenly realized…
Wrestling squared circle
January 18, 2012
The American Mathematical Society announced this week that a so-called “squared circle,” a longtime nickname for a pro wrestling ring,…
January 18, 2012
Ahmed Johnson, a muscular wrestler who achieved fame in WWE during the mid-1990s, is reportedly enjoying his latest run in…
January 18, 2012
Apparently still embittered over losing the rights to the “WWF” name in a legal dispute with the World Wildlife Fund,…