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Ben Affleck batman
August 27, 2013
According to the Hollywood rumor mill, actor/screenwriter Ben Affleck has been cast to star as The Undertaker in World Wrestling…
heyman punk
August 27, 2013
With rare and spectacular ferocity, an blubbery Arctic walrus attacked and bloodied a wolverine yesterday, leaving the smaller but feistier…
DiBiase quits wwe
August 26, 2013
Wrestling fans were unanimously surprised today by Ted DiBiase Jr.’s video announcement that he is leaving World Wrestling Entertainment, since…
Miley Cyrus chyna
August 26, 2013
Miley Cyrus, the former Disney teen star who is trying re-invent herself in an “edgier” style, has reportedly sought career…
Funkadactyls pictures
August 25, 2013
Two species were wiped into extinction this week after a funksteroid slammed into Planet Funk, killing the last known Funkasaurus…
Is-wrestling-fake
August 24, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon was shocked and devastated to learn today that professional wrestling is a choreographed spectacle…
eater of worlds
August 24, 2013
Professional wrestler and redneck cult leader Bray Wyatt has lost weight and trimmed his waistline since cutting worlds out of…
sami el generico
August 23, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment is reportedly preparing to give rookie performer Sami Zayn a “major push” on the main roster, but…
ljn wrestling
August 22, 2013
On the off-chance that his first date with an attractive classmate goes well, avid WWE fan Troy Cooper hastily hid…
Austin 3:16 bible
August 21, 2013
A little-known verse in the biblical Book of Austin — Chapter 3, Verse 17 — seems to contradict the violent message…