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Monday Night Wars
July 19, 2014
Smackdown, a professional wrestling program broadcast every Friday by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), continues to dominate the so-called “Friday Night…
July 18, 2014
Tyler McCutcheon, a recently fired Arby’s night manager who lives in the dank basement of his parents’ Cleveland home, is…
Jonas Brothers early
July 17, 2014
Leaked identification documents reveal that the cult-like cadre of sadistic hillbillies known to wrestling fans as The Wyatt Family previously attained…
hulkamaniacs
July 15, 2014
A small but vocal group of recovering Hulkamaniacs has launched a public crusade against what they call “Hogan’s propaganda campaign…
steve austin what
July 14, 2014
Former pro wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin has, in an uncharacteristic departure from his usual brash self-assuredness, issued a heartfelt…
Adequate Khali
July 13, 2014
Despite his gargantuan stature, Punjabi professional wrestler The Great Khali has been an underwhelming performer in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE),…
Foreign object wrestling
July 10, 2014
After decades of illegal residency in the spandex trunks of dastardly professional wrestlers, an illegal foreign object has finally obtained…
road dogg ass call somebody
July 9, 2014
After years of telling fans that their asses had better call somebody, professional wrestler Road Dogg was amused by the…
wwe steel chair
July 7, 2014
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that one of the most valuable performers in the company's long history, a black steel folding…
Brock lesnar
July 5, 2014
Proving once again that he is much more brawn than brains, professional wrestler Brock Lesnar shocked even his closest friends…