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jinder kurt angle
June 25, 2018
Professional wrestler Jinder Mahal expressed complete surprise and disgust this week upon being told by WWE Raw General Manager Kurt…
June 24, 2018
While doing some weekend cleaning at his secluded ranch in Saskatchewan, professional sports-entertainer and feminist poet Brock Lesnar was pleasantly…
Trump space force
June 23, 2018
Just days after WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced a new “Space Force” as the sixth…
thigh slap wrestling
June 22, 2018
For years, fans of professional sports-entertaining have been puzzled as to why many combatants often slap their thighs at the…
s-a-w-f-t
June 20, 2018
Professional wrester and self-taught seven-footer Big Cass felt double-c-r-a-w-s-e-d today after being told by WWE executives that he had l-a-w-s-t…
Ronda rousey
June 18, 2018
Just moments after “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey was disciplined with a 30-day suspension from World Wrestling Entertainment, a practically identical-looking newcomer…
money in the bank
June 18, 2018
It seems World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) hosted its final “Money in the Bank” event last night, as the company announced…
nxt
June 16, 2018
Local senior citizen and war veteran Reginald Smythe has “ruined everything,” according to his 21-year-old grandson Todd Smythe, by scheduling…
mark henry children
June 15, 2018
Hand Young-Henry is now 18 and ready to reconcile with his deadbeat dad.
kim trump summit
June 14, 2018
Trump's historic meeting with Kim Jong-un will end in a head-shaving, and quite possibly a nuclear armageddon.