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universal roman
August 20, 2018
All inhabitants of the vast cosmos — from Earthlings to Betelgeusians to the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak — are united in…
lesnar reigns postponed
August 19, 2018
The much-hyped main event for tonight’s SummerSlam has been “indefinitely postponed” after Brock Lesnar called WWE’s human resources department complaining…
rusev day anthem
August 18, 2018
A number of professional sports-entertainers in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) have sparked a fierce public debate over freedom of expression…
japanese wrestling
August 16, 2018
  Bradley Stelter, a 26-year-old self-described “aficionado” of professional wrestling, lamented in an online forum today that he is “losing…
wwe evolution
August 15, 2018
  Fans of professional wrestling have been abuzz ever since the announcement of WWE’s upcoming Evolution pay-per-view, which will make…
ambrose hair
August 14, 2018
Professional sports entertainer Dean Ambrose says he warned his mother, Delores Ambrose, that “all the other wrestlers would make fun”…
lesnar loses
August 12, 2018
In a shocking upset, professional sports-entertainer Brock Lesnar lost the WWE Universal Championship last night to independent wrestler Gregory Iron…
wwe sexist
August 11, 2018
In its ongoing efforts to be a progressive, egalitarian organization, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has “fixed” archival footage on the…
first intercontinental
August 10, 2018
Fans of professional sports-entertainment are rejoicing today after WWE announced that footage of the 1979 tournament to crown the inaugural…
wrestling conspiracy
August 9, 2018
A blockbuster exposé published today by respected InfoWars journalist Alex Jones has finally the TRUTH behind the 2007 limousine bombing…