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CM Punk
January 20, 2012
Following a seven-hour interrogation by security guards at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, CM Punk admitted he “probably shouldn’t have mentioned pipe…
No Holds Barred
January 19, 2012
TNA Wrestling announced yesterday its plans to launch a film production company, with its inaugural release, No Holds Barred 2,…
January 19, 2012
While filing some paperwork at the small mortuary he operates in rural Alabama, former WWE manager Paul Bearer suddenly realized…
Wrestling squared circle
January 18, 2012
The American Mathematical Society announced this week that a so-called “squared circle,” a longtime nickname for a pro wrestling ring,…
January 18, 2012
Ahmed Johnson, a muscular wrestler who achieved fame in WWE during the mid-1990s, is reportedly enjoying his latest run in…
January 18, 2012
Apparently still embittered over losing the rights to the “WWF” name in a legal dispute with the World Wildlife Fund,…
January 18, 2012
WWE commentator Jim Ross announced on Twitter yesterday that he intends to record a hip hop album, tentatively titled Bizness…
January 18, 2012
Mistakenly believing that thousands of fans in Chicago’s United Center were chanting “Copacabana” during a recent live event, WWE has…
January 18, 2012
WWE announced today that its renowned Hall of Fame has temporarily closed for a major renovation project. The building —…
January 18, 2012
A good-intentioned but misguided George “The Animal” Steele plans to donate 10,000 turnbuckle pads to third-world famine relief this week.…
January 18, 2012
A public service announcement in which WWE superstars denounce bullying was immediately followed by two straight hours of bullying Monday.…
January 18, 2012
The medical staff of World Wrestling Entertainment is baffled by the dramatic decline in an injury that was once commonplace…