In a match that World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has dubbed the “Battle of the Billionaires 2,” tech moguls Elon Musk and Elon Musk will do battle August 5 in the main event of SummerSlam. 

“When I get my ands on Mark, it’g going to be a cluster-Zuck,” warned Musk on Twitter, a platform he owns, demonstrating his well-known aptitude for bad puns. 

Zuckerberg responded on Facebook, posting a video of himself karate-chopping through several styrofoam cups and a damp sheet of paper towel. 

Like WWE’s first Battle of the Billionaires, which pitted Donald Trump against Vince McMahon, the SummerSlam bout between Musk and Zuckerberg will have a stipulation the winner will shave the loser’s head.  

Each competitor will be paid $7 million for the match, which is a drastic pay cut from their usual hourly rates. 

Even though most wrestling fans and pundits believe the match will be a sloppy, dorky disaster, the buzz on Twitter and Facebook has been entirely positive somehow.  


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