Legendary film actor and professional wrestler Hulk Hogan told reporters at a press conference that he will “Make Americans Real Again” by becoming president of the United States in 2024.

Hogan, 86, will be the youngest of the frontrunners for the presidency, WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump, 92, and former IWA Mid-South King of the Deathmatch “Gypsy” Joe Biden, 109.

“I am running as an independent,” Hogan told reporters. “Runnin’ wild as an independent, so whatcha gonna do when a when a different orange-skinned blowhard is in the Oval Office? ”

Hogan then tore off his tattered tank-top and flexed his pythons to a soundtrack of dulcet tones of the bard Rick Derringer, then told his brother something.