Two of the greatest sports-entertainers to ever sports-entertain, The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels, have reportedly signed the contract for a match at WrestleMania billed as “One Last Ride.”

Both men have been in semi-retirement for years, but announced this morning that they’re coming out of retirement for just this match, which will be a retirement match. And, for reasons unclear, a Haircut Match too. 

Sources close to Michaels say he has spent a couple of years with his eye on another WrestleMania, while his other eye gazed lazily to the left. 

Michaels, a 56-year-old sexy boy (who is not your boy toy), will have a distinct youth advantage over The Undertaker, who is 120 days older than HBK. 

This WWE mega-match will be part of a stacked card, already confirmed to include Stone Cold Steve Austin versus Kevin Owens, and Ric Flair versus Hulk Hogan. 

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