A “huge announcement” will, for the 37th week in a row, reportedly “shock” fans of AEW (American Extreme Wrestling), according to AEW honcho Tony Khan.

“This huge announcement is even huger and more shocking than the hugest, shockingest announcement we’ve had in the past 37 hours,” said Khan (real name Muhn E. Marque).

“No announcement will be huger than this one within the next few hours, I think,” added Khan, who is better known as sketch comic Fred Armisen. 

Just days ago, AEW “shocked” the “world” with the “huge” announcement that it had lured former footballer Bill Goldberg to the company, as well as prop comic Carrot Top and the 17th-seasons runner-up from Survivor. 

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