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Mark Henry
April 22, 2012
WWE superstars who have competed against the mammoth veteran Mark Henry report that the “World’s Strongest Man” also deserves the…
WWE ropes
April 21, 2012
An international team of physicists conceded in a study published yesterday that they’re baffled by the strange elastic behavior of…
HBK
April 20, 2012
Although his boyish good looks once endeared him to wrestling fans worldwide, so-called “babyface” Shawn Michaels is has been steadily…
Flair woo
April 19, 2012
In an unprecedented litigious move, legendary professional wrestler Ric Flair has filed a lawsuit against Zack Ryder for “flagrant and…
deathmatch czw
April 18, 2012
A new study released by the American Journal of Sports Medicine reveals that the mortality rate for professional wrestling deathmatches…
Lesnar cena
April 17, 2012
The much-hyped return of Brock Lesnar to WWE has lent a degree of legitimacy to his former employer, Ultimate Fighting…
five knuckle shuffle
April 16, 2012
Sidelined WWE superstar John Cena was reportedly mortified to discover yesterday that the term “five-knuckle shuffle” is a commonly used…
convention girl
April 16, 2012
Drastically outnumbered by her male counterparts, the sole female attendee at a recent wrestling convention confessed she had a “Smurfette-like…
Harley Davidson
April 15, 2012
Legendary professional wrestler Harley Race failed to see the irony of his situation when he filed a noise complaint against…
Spray tan wrestling
April 13, 2012
Toymaker Mattel has announced a new line of ultra-realistic WWE action figures that come with their own bottles of spray-on…