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Austin 3:16
May 16, 2012
An archeological dig at a newly unearthed cave near Jerusalem has yielded a long-sought discovery: a parchment scroll apparently containing…
Usos
May 15, 2012
Jimmy Uso confessed he was “as confused as everyone else” when a 12-year-old New Jersey boy with a terminal neurological…
Rock
May 14, 2012
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson expressed disappointment and shame yesterday after his much-touted strudel turned out…
Brodus clay
May 13, 2012
Although she appreciates the sentiment behind the frequent phone calls she receives, Brodus Clay’s momma admitted yesterday she would prefer…
ECW
May 13, 2012
What was intended to be a nostalgic reunion of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) alumni was instead an utter flop after…
Frankie
May 12, 2012
Frankie, the blue-and-gold macaw owned by WWE Hall-of-Famer Koko B. Ware, has learned all the lyrics to Ware’s song Piledriver…
chest tattoo
May 11, 2012
Professional wrestlers Brock Lesnar and Scott Steiner are embroiled in a heated rivalry over whose chest is adorned with a…
RVD
May 10, 2012
Though Rob Van Dam’s kicking prowess has often led wrestling commentators to remark about his “educated feet,” the wrestler was…
Jerry Lynn
May 10, 2012
In a strange case of art-imitating-life-imitating-art, professional wrestler Jerry Lynn has been cast to portray actor Mickey Rourke in a…
Beautiful
May 9, 2012
At a recent independent wrestling event in rural Delaware, veteran wrestler Bobby Eaton was introduced as “Beautiful” Bobby Eaton, though…