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Triple-H lesnar
August 19, 2012
The medical community is unanimously puzzled by what has been called an almost-miraculous healing of Hunter Hearst Helmsley’s left arm,…
Ziggler selling
August 19, 2012
Proving once again that he can expertly sell anything, professional wrestler Dolph Ziggler sold a dozen trays of ice cubes…
Summerslam Lesnar
August 18, 2012
Wrestling fans worldwide are abuzz in anticipation of this Sunday’s pay-per-view showdown between a guy who hasn’t wrestled since April…
Vince McMahon troops
August 17, 2012
Sources close to Vince McMahon say the professional wrestling impresario is quietly hoping for another Gulf War because it would…
Beniot wolverine
August 16, 2012
  A medium-sized Alaskan wolverine afflicted with rabies feels unfairly discriminated against because of a gruesome crime committed nearly a…
Shawn Michaels Smile
August 13, 2012
A teary-eyed Shawn Michaels confessed last week that he had once again lost his smile, but the WWE legend announced…
TNA WWE
August 12, 2012
Although skeptics didn’t believe it could survive in the monopolized pro wrestling market, Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling is now…
Andre Heaven
August 11, 2012
According to a renowned spiritual medium, legendary professional wrestler Andre the Giant is enjoying eternal bliss in heaven, tied up…
Mr. Socko
August 10, 2012
Determined to find new work after Mick Foley’s retirement, Mr. Socko landed an important role with funk-rock stalwarts Red Hot…
WWE Olympics
August 9, 2012
When asked by a journalist for her opinion on professional wrestling, Olympic synchronized swimmer Mariya Koroleva replied — with utter,…