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Careful examination of last Friday night’s episode of WWE Smackdown revealed that the entirety of the program was spent recapping…
Self-professed “wrestling historian” Mark Ramsay admits he feels a sense of resentment toward his parents, Gladys and Harold Ramsay, for…
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake waged a sneak attack on the hair of Hunter Hearst Helmsley yesterday, successfully lopping off Helmsley’s…
At a poorly attended independent wrestling show in a high school gymnasium, Rob Van Dam half-heartedly defeated his unimposing opponent…
Humungo, a 33-year-old African elephant that has spent most its life touring with a circus, was overcome with pity after…
A replica of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship available at a recent wrestling convention was priced at $375, which is…
Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood delivered a long, unfocused and confusing diatribe to Lil Jimmy during last night’s WWE house show…
The enormous fist that once loomed above the entrance of the Smackdown staging has finally been returned to its rightful…
Although four out of five dentists recommend Crest to maintain healthy teeth and gums, the fifth dentist, Dr. Isaac Yankem,…
During one of his many meet-and-greet sessions at children’s hospitals across the nation, John Cena made an embarrassing gaffe by…