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Legendary professional wrestler Bret Hart, who was controversially ousted from WWE in 1997 by a “screwjob” in Montreal, prefers to…
United Nations weapons inspectors are demanding access to factories in Iran where they believe scientists are developing atomic elbows. “We…
According to backstage rumors, World Wrestling Entertainment’s creative team is preparing for the debut of a stormtrooper-inspired Diva to be…
A new study reveals that a disturbingly low proportion of participants in WWE’s Survivor Series pay-per-view have survived long enough…
Mere moments after hearing the news that the State of Colorado has legalized the recreational use of marijuana, professional wrestler…
The battle for the Oval Office took a shocking turn Tuesday when, against all predictions, the populace voted by a…
Professional wrestler CM Punk is being lauded as a positive role model who encourages young people to live without drugs,…
Hoping to regain employment with World Wrestling Entertainment, carnival freak Kizarny has unsuccessfully attempted to repackage himself as “The Kizarnosaurus.”…
In a shocking breakthrough, World Wrestling Entertainment has achieved the holy grail of biomedical research — a cure for cancer.…
Professional wrestler Scotty 2 Hotty was reportedly “flabbergasted” when he discovered that his signature move, The Worm, was mysteriously absent…