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The persistent voices in Randy’s Orton’s head — the ones who have been known to counsel him, to understand —…
A team of NASA astronomers announced this morning that the Kepler Space Observatory has detected the reigning Universal Champion, a reptilian…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that, in the midst of a so-called “ringpostitis epidemic” in sports entertainment, the company…
Fans of professional wrestling around the world are abuzz today with the news that WWE Hall of Famer Bob Backlund…
Professional wrestler Enzo Amore comes across as a hyperkinetic and mischievous ruffian in the ring, but he insists he is…
The Demon Kane expressed befuddlement this morning after dozens of his World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) colleagues informed him that Seth…
Despite repeated claims by wrestling trio The New Day that breakfast cereal Booty-Os will “make you sure ain’t booty,” the…
Mixed martial artist Conor McGregor upped the ante in his ongoing trash-talk war against pro wrestling, calling John Cena an elderly,…
Just days after making his incendiary debut on Impact Wrestling, Aron Rex announced today that the majority of his matches…
Having already broken the Undertaker’s vaunted WrestleMania winning streak, professional wrestler and public intellectual Brock Lesnar vowed today to conquer…