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Legendary professional wrestler Goldberg made his much-hyped return to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) today, but instead of a receiving rousing…
The parents of professional wrestler Sasha Banks tearfully admitted today that, despite their famous daughter’s nickname, she was born out of…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has confirmed that Paul Heyman, advocate for shaven gorilla Brock Lesnar, will appear on Monday Night…
In an unexpected “babyface turn,” retired professional wrestler and tax collector Irwin R. Schyster has leaked the long-sought tax returns…
Aiming to stem the flow of undocumented masked Mexicans into southern California, republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has promised that,…
To avoid offending any differently-abled members of its vast viewership, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has adopted a politically correct lexicon,…
After days of speculation and rumors, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) confirmed today that it has purchased the tape library of…
After years of desperately imploring millions of people around the world to explain to him what is “up,” professional wrestler…
This Wednesday’s premiere episode of Total Bellas — a “reality” TV show chronicling how the Bella Twins and their wrestler…
Fans attending Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling event Bound for Glory were shocked today when company figurehead Dixie Carter unmasked,…