Professional wrestling champion Randy Orton issued a stern warning today by indicating, in no uncertain terms, that he will go to the papers if he has to.

Orton, who is known as the “Apex Predator” of World Wrestling Entertainment, indicated that he did not necessarily want to go to the papers, but would not hesitate to do so if pushed.

The master of the RKO, who recently cashed-in his Money in the Bank contract to obtain the WWE Championship, has not yet gone to the papers. If he has to, though, he will.

According to the papers, Orton has has never gone to them in the past, which indicates that the current situation is unprecedented and must be very important.

Nobody knows why Orton might go to the papers, however, since no one was able to sit through enough of That’s What I Am to find out.