Proving the old adage that “kids grow up so fast,” Mae Young’s baby hand just celebrated its 13th birthday.
It seems like just yesterday that Mae Young was rushed to a delivery room — technically a WWE locker room — with proud papa Mark “Sexual Chocolate” Henry by her side for the long-awaited birth of their hand.
Although there were complications with the delivery — several men present for the birth vomited violently due to a repulsive odor in the room — the hand was a healthy and vibrant newborn.
WWE commentators announced the joyous occasion to the world. “A hand?” they said. “It seems to be a hand.”
Mae Young and Mark Henry split up shortly after the birth of their hand, but they remained amicable and they equally participated in the raising of the hand.
The now-teenage hand is reportedly pursuing a career as a model for “Don’t Walk” signs.