Less than two weeks after terrorizing Randy Orton in a macabre House of Horrors match, Bray Wyatt has been issued a challenge by WWE legend The Godfather to square off in an unprecedented House of Whores match.
Scheduled to take place this July during the Great Balls of Fire pay-per-view, the match will begin at an infamous Dallas brothel where, fittingly, many past clients have unwittingly been infected with great balls of fire.
According to a WWE press release, the winning participant must “survive a head-on collision with a ho train,” and contend with all manner of whips, chains, “battery-powered implements of depravity.”
Concluded the press release: “Lower your IQs, WWE Universe, because the Attitude Era is back!”
The Godfather issued the challenge on Twitter, promising to prove to Wyatt that “following buzzards is easy, but pimpin’ ain’t.”
According to backstage rumors, the event will also feature Roman Reigns squaring off against Randy Orton in a House of Snores match.