In what is being touted (via TOUT) as a return to the so-called “Attitude Era,” tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw will feature a “live sex celebration” between Lana [SURNAME UNKNOWN] and Robert “Bobby” Lashely — and Rusev will be forced to watch!
The segment is part of WWE’s new focus on edgier, more controversial content, which drove the company’s mainstream success in the 1990s among the demographic of 18-34-year-old male morons.
For a closer look at the hot, steamy action you can expect on tonight’s episode of Raw, here’s Kayfabe News Lead Anchor and Receptionist Philip N. Marx.
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