WWE Hall of Famer Pat Patterson — the innovator of the Royal Rumble and speaker of funny French-Canadian phrases — was welcomed into the afterlife today by a huge “pop” of fellow legendary wrestlers going absolutely banana. 

“This place is going nut,” hollered the late Gorilla Monsoon. 

Bobby Heenan then added that the legends were so overjoyed to see their old brother that “these legend are losing their marble.”

Thank you, Pat Patterson, for helping all of us wrestling fans go bonker. 


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