Fans of sports-entertainment will be especially sports-entertained tonight when the WrrstleMania pre-show begins immediately following the main event of Fastlane.

“We are on the Road to WrestleMania, and you cannot get out of the car until we get there,” hollered commentator Michael Cole.

“Get comfy, because we’re going to sports-entertain you the way geese get fed to make fois gras.”

WWE’s around-the-clock coverage on the pre-show will include a 20-part documentary about Bad Bunny’s career in Ring of Honor, and the entire series of Legends House, God help us.