Having fallen on hard times since her mid-1990s heyday as World Wrestling Entertainment’s pre-eminant “Diva,” Sunny has lowered herself to the one profession further down the cultural hierarchy than pro wrestling: online stripping.
Sunny announced today that she will show her breasts and “a lot more” to fans willing to pay up to $100 for online video-chat sessions via Skype — a profession slightly less classy than play-fighting in spandex as part of the carnivalesque spectacle of pro wrestling.
Apparently not satisfied with her WWE legacy of prancing about in skimpy outfits, making kissy-faces at the camera and distracting referees, Sunny has decided to try something even more desperate to make a quick buck.
A recent study by Harvard University ranked “Paid Online Breast and Genital Flashing” slightly below “Professional Wrestling” on the a list of The World’s Most Undignified Professions.
Both wrestling and online stripping just barely outranked one other profession, which also happens to be the oldest profession.