Fans of professional wrestling are getting a rare break from the usual deluge of headlines and intrigue, since nothing of particular interest has happened in the past week.

Among this week’s unexciting “headlines” in the wrestling world:

• Koko B. Ware celebrated a half-birthday
• The Miz was briefly considered for a film role that eventually went to Carrot Top
• Jim Cornette said on his podcast that wrestling used to be better
• Bobby Lashley went to the gym

Our reporters have been digging behind the scenes at WWE, looking for lascivious scoops about abuses of power and sexual impropriety, but so far they’ve been coming up empty.

We’ll keep our eyes open for when something interesting happens.